Alexander the Great visits India

Once Alexander the Great was coming to India, his spiritual master had told him, that during your conquest if you go to India, you should get a spiritual master and bring him to our country. So when he conquered and came to India, he told his assistant “I want to see a spiritual guru!”.  So the assistant inquired and was told that in Vrindavan there was a guru. So he went to Vrindavan and told the guru “Our Alexander the Great wants to see you.”

The guru said “I don’t care”. So he got angry and went back to Alexander, and said “He doesn’t want to come!” Alexander was equally infuriated. He was angry. He said “I will teach him a lesson!” Alexander picked up his sword, sat on his horse, came to Vrindavan, grabbed the saint by the neck, and said “I will teach you a lesson! You dare disobey me? I asked you to come! Why didn’t you come?”.

The saint said, “Relax, why are you getting so agitated? Who are you? ”

Alexander said “I am Alexander the Great!”

The saint asked, “What is so great about you?”

Alexander said, “I have conquered all the lands!”

The saint asked, “Oh. What will you do now?”

Alexander said, “I will conquer more lands!”

The saint asked, “Then what will do?”

Alexander said, “Then I will conquer the whole world!”

The saint asked, “Then what will do?”

Alexander said, “Then I will get the 100 most beautiful women and marry them!”

The saint asked, “Then what will do?”

Alexander said, “Then I will get 10 sons from each of them!”

The saint asked, “Then what will do?”

Alexander said, “Then I will divide the whole world which I have conquered to my sons!”

The saint asked, “Then what will do?”

Alexander said, “Then I will relax!”

The saint said, “That’s what I’m doing now. Come and join me!”

 

Source: https://youtu.be/R3mSCFU8Miw?t=40m37s